As a parent, there are days when you feel like you're constantly making mistakes. That's why you need a little pick-me-up, like these funny parenting quotes, to remind you that we've all been there (and you're doing just fine!).
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Ray Romano
Betsy Farrell
“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”
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Nia Vardalos
Betsy Farrell
“Becoming a mom to me means that you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.”
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Milton Berle
Betsy Farrell
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
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Jimmy Fallon
Betsy Farrell
“I thought I’d never be that annoying person, but as soon as Winnie was born, I was showing iPhone snaps to a cab driver.”
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Jerry Seinfeld
Betsy Farrell
“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
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Erma Bombeck
Betsy Farrell
“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.”
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@SarcasticMommy4
Betsy Farrell
When I tell my kids I'll do something in a minute, what I'm really saying is "Please forget."
I love when my kids tell me they're bored. As if the lady standing in front of a full sink of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time.
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Anonymous
Betsy Farrell
I'd love to be a Pinterest mom. But it turns out I'm more of an Amazon Prime mom.
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Anonymous
Betsy Farrell
It's like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.
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Phyllis Diller
Betsy Farrell
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing." —Phyllis Diller
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@jocieopc
Betsy Farrell
"Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children."